Re: Yo Mama Jokes

**joel895** Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:29 pm

Yo mama's so skinny she fit in your tight ass. OWNNENDDD

**Sean** Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:31 pm

Yo mama's so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.

**joel895** Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:32 pm

Yo mama's so fat scientists got her as one of the most possible theories for the cause of the big bang AND the cause of the Grand Canyons.

**Sean** Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:16 pm

Yo mama's so fat NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer.

**joel895** Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:13 pm

Dude that joke was nerdishh lol
Hmmm, yo mama's so ugly they used a nuke bomb instead of her because it was more humane.

**Sean** Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:31 am

Yo mama's so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

**Sarah** Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:03 pm

Your mom is so old her breast milk is powdered! xD!!

**Sean** Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:08 pm

Sarah wrote:Your mom is so old her breast milk is powdered! xD!!

(Hey my mom isn't that old. Sad

)
Yo mama's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead.

**Sarah** Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:14 pm

(Oh, it's on XD)

Your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money (classic ;P)

**Sean** Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:16 pm

Yo mama's so smelly her poo is glad to escape.

**Sarah** Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:17 pm

Your momma us so gay she makes michael jackson look straight! oooooooo!!!

**joel895** Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:37 pm

Sarah wrote:Your momma us so gay she makes michael jackson look straight! oooooooo!!!

Yo mama is so stupid she taught you to say "us" instead of "is"
Lol! Sorry it was like perfect xD

**joel895** Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:37 pm

Sarah wrote:(Oh, it's on XD)

Your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money (classic ;P)

I love this one, it is the best one lol

**[Co]Zach** Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:04 pm

joel895 wrote:
Sarah wrote:(Oh, it's on XD)

Your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money (classic ;P)

I love this one, it is the best one lol

Your Mama So Short She uses a Ladder To Pick Up A Dime

**Andreww** Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:40 pm

[Co]Zach wrote:
joel895 wrote:
Sarah wrote:(Oh, it's on XD)

Your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money (classic ;P)

I love this one, it is the best one lol

Your Mama So Short She uses a Ladder To Pick Up A Dime

Yo momma so big, she borders Mexico AND Canada

**Sean** Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:46 pm

Yo mama's so fat were in her right now.

**joel895** Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:05 pm

[Co]Zach wrote:
Your Mama So Short She uses a Ladder To Pick Up A Dime

Haha that one's good too xD

**joel895** Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:06 pm

Yo mama's so ugly she felt the need to tell Michael Jackson his hot now. Lol

**[Co]Zach** Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:06 pm

Lol Joel ty and i gotz many more i could go alllllllll day =P

**[Co]Zach** Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:07 pm

Yo Mama So Fat She Sat on Me And I Couldnt Here The Stereo

**[Co]Zach** Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:07 pm

Yo Mama so fat she fell in love and broke it Lol Razz

**[Co]Zach** Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:09 pm

Lool I Randomly Came Up With this one from andrewws pic Yo Mama So Shiny She Went To Bender And Told Him To Lick Her Shiny Ass

**joel895** Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:25 am

Lmao what's up with all these random comments from you? Lol, their so different from each other and each so random LOL.
I got a good laugh or two from you Smile

**Trickster** Tue May 12, 2009 5:37 am

Yo mama so dumb that when she was
asked what 1+1 was she said window
o.O (funnily enough that is correct) Frantic

**joel895** Thu May 14, 2009 12:14 am

hahha yea
Yo mama's so obese she has a buttox! OWW YOU YOUR BURNING OHHHH DANGGG

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