Yo Mama Jokes

Well, it's basically a buncha yo mama jokes xDDD

I'll start, your mama's so fat and hairy, king kong came out of her butt and said "oggabolago"

what da hell?!?!

Yo Mama soooooooo dumb she thought a frying ban was used to tan... o.o

Lolll

Yo mama's so poor and stupid that when someone stepped on a light cigar bud on the floor, she said, "Hey who turned off the heater?"

yo mama so dumb she thought a Panda was the cause of Pandamonium :O

Yo' Mama's so fat when she went sky diving in a red jump suit everyone on the ground screamed, "OMG IT'S A METEOR!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"

That is my favorite. =)

YO MAMA SO DUMB! I MEAN SOOOOOOOOOO DUMB SHE THOUGHT A NINTENDO WAS USED TO make people happy (she isnt that dumb i dont think.........)

(No, acctually my mom is really smart.)
Yo Mama is so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

YO MAMA!!!!!!!!!
So Black she made a fingerprint appear on charcoal!
AND! Yo MAMA! So white she makes Marilyn Manson and Courtney Love look TAN BITCH!!!!!!!1

Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a red dress, people came up to her and said "KOOL AID!!!"

Yo Mama has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers.

ummm.....my mom has breast cancer...........


jk jk lol ownd.......

Pay Up Joel.......

[Edit by Sean] Man I can really tell you love those emotes. I'm glad I put them on there. xD

Wait what? O.O
Okay, yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a dollar bill, it turned into 4 quarters.

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped off a skyscraper onto a 5 dollar bill, Lincoln sang, "Oh say can't you see? Get your fat ass of me!"

Yo Mama is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...

yo mama's myspace has a picture of u in the bathtub when u were 2 as a layout........what now! i know yo mama she is ugly too! and she added me on myspace....i denied the request........

(My mom does have a picture of me in the bathtub when I was 2...-_- but she doesn't have a MySpace...)

Yo Mama is so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

LOL
Yo mama's like staples, 5 cents a screw :3

Yo mama's so stupid she thought meant like oh lohd

Yo mamas's so stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a groin cup was sticking a cup up your...

Yo mama's so mean that she...just never really loved you.

Yo mama's so mean, she gave birth to you D:

(Nice come back xD)

Yo mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid she got a question that gave the answer wrong.

Yo mama's so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

Well, your mama is so stupid she chased a rainbow

Yo mama's so stupid that I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.